Me = not so smart

Note to self

When you are not using the correct needle size, and by far at that (say size 9 instead of 13), for the love of god and all that is holy, make a gauge swatch.

That way next time, maybe you can avoid knitting an entire slipper from a new, cool pattern only to realize once your done that the only person it would fit would be someone with medium size feet with the width and circumference of a weiner sausage.

Thank you,

Yourself